Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Art And Crafts Shit!

Oh god, nothing revs up the mental illness like realizing you're too poor to do anything you really want to, lol.  Well anyway, here's a shitload of FUCKING EXPENSIVE ARTS AND CRAFTS SHIT I MAY OR MAY NOT EVER ACQUIRE! *jazz hands*

POLYMER CLAY SHIT



PAPER CRAFTS AND CRAP







ART MARKERS

So I've been using Prismacolor markers since about 10th grade and I'm (GUH.) 24 now.  Before that I would practically cream when I got a shiny new pack of Crayola Super Tips in more than 10 colors.  And once, my daddy even bought me 3 or 4 shitass Le Plume Art Markers, which was fucking awesome considering how broke the guy was.  Now, don't get me wrong.  I'm not an elitist art cunt.  I have a healthy respect for ghetto arting.  Shit, my Prismas are so dry I have to ram a fucking viral full of 91% alcohol into the tip just to get a little more life out of 'em...

Having said that, I realize now just how much Prismacolors suck.  I've outgrown them.  The tips are shitty and much too big and stiff (lol, shut UP!) to do any real detailing, they bleed, the pigment does NOT last when you use them professionally and the WORST is if you use any marker with too much yellow pigment in it, it will gradually bleed yellow glow into everything around it over the next few weeks, months, years...  In fact, that shit will be LESS gradual if you happen to laminate something, then it happens almost INSTANTLY.  Saddest part is... I've known all this shit the entire time and I STILL bought the damn things. 

Granted, Copics are fucking expensive, but when I finally realized their obvious superiority in terms of overall quality and value, it was like getting dickslapped in the eye by King Kong or some other giant hairy thing.  Prismas were such a fucking waste of money!  Why did I continue to buy those fucking things, even when I had the money to start converting to Copics?  Idk, I'm fucking ghetto, I guess.  Who cares?

ANYWAY, here's my attempt at a reasonable beginner's list of colors:

Each individual marker is $5.24 plus tax at Blick, which is the cheapest I've found them.  Set's there, at the cheapest, are $62.91 for 12.  There are 4 sets to choose from in this price range, but I'm not terribly keen on any of them and the one I want is a 24 set and let's just say I CAN'T FUCKING JUSTIFY SPENDING THAT MUCH ON MARKERS RIGHT NOW.  So yeah...

~ Copic Wallet - Fits 24 Markers $9.69 @ Blick
~ EX-3 Set of 12 $62.91 @ Blick
~ Floral Favorites Set of 6 @ $31.45
~ Skin Tones Set of 6 @ $31.45
~ Sketching Grays Set of 6 @ $31.45
 
Colorless Blender 0
Antwerp Blue B37
Agate B99
Apricot YR16
Aqua Blue BG01
Baby Skin Pink E21











Grass Green YG17








Lipstick Red R29






RV29
V09
Y18







B29
B06
R83
YR09
R24
B45
BG49
YGO9
YRI6
RV14
RV32
YR68
FYG2
Y08
YG17
B37
G99